Then they can go play Marvel vs. Capcom, or SFxT or something like that. We want the jiggle.

I know, sorry if it sounded like I was suggesting anything like that, I try to keep my snark levels under control.

Dogs must become certified before being used in the line of duty, and as part of that certification they are officially recognized as peace officers. This is what makes them immune from standard leash and bite laws.

It is an eliptical orbit between the bounds of Earth and Mars' paths.

I would play the crap out of a Neptunia fighting game.

Picotto Knights is actually a pretty fun game. I've been playing it quite a bit, though I think it would have been more fun if they didn't use the Free-2-Play, Pay-2-Playmore model.

It's basically horde/firefight mode, just adds an extra bank, and has minimal loot benefits (regular chest equivalent at the end of the rounds).

You remind of a guy named Dave in Borderlands 2. Unfortunate things await.

I just think he was jealous cause he wanted his own diamond encrusted horse named Butt Stallion.

That's the perfect description of it though if you're going for a good single sentence summary of the game while trying to be neutral in presentation.

Google Maps bike assumes a speed of 7.5 MPH based on what I saw for my regular bike commutes.

I think it really speaks to Bastion that they made such a consistent style choice that people can hear music and think "That reminds me of Bastion." It's a thematic consistency that you don't get often.

I think the best example of that was the Full Metal Alchemist runs where the first one used like the first 5 chapters of the manga and just WENT FOR IT!!! Made it's own totally different story all the way to the end.

I'm even more hardcore than that. Science FICTION? Wow, read a real book for a change maybe.

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That and I can see someone using a water or chemical extinguisher to try and do this.

When I was young, like 5 or 6, I had eye surgery and for two or three months afterwards I had to have eye drops every night. For about two weeks every morning I would wake up with films over my eyes that I had to literally peel off with my fingers.

The video was made by an amateur as well.

While reading this article I realized that I had just read 12 more paragraphs discussing a sports title than I ever had before.

The complaint is basically about load times. Personally I've found the fact that it saves the costume and model settings for the same persistently and separate from other songs to be a really nice feature, the problem works like this: