Well. Elizabeth Bennett also denied her relationship with Mr. Darcy to Lady Catherine de Bourg. So there.

My senior year in high school in Portland (late 80s), two sisters who were generally regarded as the hottest in the school (they dated college dudes!) went out with Jerome. We started referring to him as Jeromeo. I assume the girls have some uniquely good Kersey memories.

I was born in 1987, so I was five years old when the Blazers were in the finals for the third time in the franchise's history. I couldn't tell you jack shit about '77 or even '90 for that matter, but I watched the ever-living hell out of the '92 playoffs since I was finally old enough to understand what the hell was…

This is the ESPN equivalent of leaving an open Pornhub tab on the browser and trying to explain it to your wife.

I love it so much when y'all so desperately want something to be racist and then it just isn't.

He's taking his talents to the cafeteria.

LeBron turns 30 next week.

Something tells me that Homeless Mike isn't jealous of the guy with the shitty desk job. As a guy with a shitty desk job, I'm a little jealous of Homeless Mike.

Looks like he was playing the Browns this week, too.

Too late. Damage done. Wrong Muskegon. You'll never make State this way.

I call bullshit. If Coach K really wanted to use Team USA to showcase Duke basketball, he would have had them eliminated in the second round.

BOOM.

Why is this in the past tense? The game's still on! The bears can come back! I mean, we won't but it could theoretically happen.

Making things worse for Oden, Kevin Durant was spotted buying his girlfriend flowers even though it's totally not her birthday.

Context? Dude, he's eating pussy!

"Oh, she wasn't just pretending"

If she's the most influential person in the world then let's put her to good use rather than traveling around singing and dancing. Perhaps we should send Beyonce in to negotiate peace between the Israelis and Palestinians then? Or she can work out a deal for the Tibetans with the Chinese? Maybe secure the safe return…

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