#showersexwarstories

I think there's a disconnect on this issue between men and women. As a guy, I think shower sex is the best. There's something very primal about it. Like two killer whales going at each other (except it doesn't reach Tilikum/SeaWorld level).

What is this, Christian Grey's shower? Who has the money and/or space for a shower like that?

I want him on the Knicks! Could you imagine all of the Walt 'Clyde' Frazierism's that could be generated!?

This guy should be drafted into the NBA, purely on all of the great headlines they could generate.

Larry Brown is not wrong, either.

What were the parameters for this ranking? Visually aesthetic, most iconic, most purchased, pleasing to touch, etc?

I always wondered how a nerd like Edward Snowden, landed a girl like Mills. Now I understand.

That character would've been more interesting than Jar Jar Binks.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life, while also feeling such overwhelming guilt.

I bet you the Eagles trade Bradford and draft picks to the Jets, when Mariota falls to number 6.

Why does MSNBC have the worst vetting system ever? They also got pranked after the Malaysian Airlines flight got shot down in Ukraine. They need to get their shit together.

He looks and plays exactly the same. It's just like the movie, "Honey, I Blew Up the Kid".

Nice! Nothing like some Pride and Prejudice to spice things up!

If you're still using Pornhub, you deserve to get caught.

This guy is gonna have a lot more followers tomorrow.

It's a feel-good story, built on a lie. Danny Almonte was a feel-good story too. The only thing more newsworthy than a feel-good sports story, is a good old fashioned sports scandal.

This story is exactly like one of the plot lines to The Mighty Ducks. Adam Banks goes from the Hawks to the Ducks because the neighborhood zones were changed. Quack, quack, quack, Mr. Duckworth!

The King in the North!

Something tells me that Homeless Mike isn't jealous of the guy with the shitty desk job. As a guy with a shitty desk job, I'm a little jealous of Homeless Mike.