Beverly looks like the dude who’s always trying to borrow your phone “right quick.”

Maybe they could make up at a bar and Patrick can offer to buy Russell and his crew a round. Not a second round, though.

pat beverly is guard draymond green. he’s an unrelenting asshole, but precisely the type of unrelenting asshole very good teams need in the playoffs.

The fact that the department considers this acceptable might help to explain why officers from this city are constantly appearing in the news brutalizing people of color.

A more apt analogy would be if your job required you to work incredibly long hours and stay very alert, but forbade you to drink coffee while at the same time handing you copious amounts of amphetamines to deal with that staying awake issue. Kinda ridiculous isn’t it?

“Nobody’s ever wondered what would happen if you crossed Tinder with Yelp and Uber. Nobody!”

What about if you are smoking weed to help deal with the pain of getting your head smashed in? Is that okay with you and the league? Or is that too dangerous and they should just stick to those super addictive pain killers the trainers hand out like skittles?

“Hey everyone it’s me, Kevin Durant, man aren’t I just super relatable, look at me having a laugh here, hahaha, I love a good joke. Am I being carried to a championship even though I’m one of the best scorers of all time? ha no that’s crazy. That’s crazy right guys, hey Steph, hey Steph, tell em how much I mean to the…

Dion Waiters thinks they’re talking about how to stop him...

I’ve seen the argument, “Well my job requires it! They chose this employer!” There’s no material connection between playing on Sundays and smoking weed. They’re not operating heavy machinery or flying an aircraft. Let the dudes blaze up.

or being crucified.

YOUR CLUELESS THEY CALL HIM THE GREEK FREAK SEE ITS XENOPHOBIA AND BODY SHAMING SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT

April 29th: And here he is, sitting on a couch while watching the second round of the playoffs, yet somehow reaching into the kitchen fridge for a cold mineral water.

When Golden State gets three wins in a series, it’s over. Shut it down.

The mega man plastic or glass tube/case is probably a found object.

Doc Rivers should frankly get way more shit than he does as a GM and a coach. The Clippers have had an astonishing lack of accomplishment for a team built around a top 5 all-time point guard and two elite big men. It’s completely insane.

Counterpoint:

The Bulls definitely are butt. But they’re well-dressed butt. Like “going to the club on a Thursday” butt.

What?! I wasn’t a Bernie supporter, but Trump is not his fault. Millions of Americans being just fine with racism and sexism is what gave us Trump.