Perk definitely isn’t invited. He’s never invited.

Rondo: It’s all about loyalty to your team. And the bond you share with your teammates.

+1 Full Ride to Big State.

Oh well - he’s been to far better parties anyway:

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

I think if Ray Allen does get that call, he’ll just let it go after 2 rings.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

Wow, I....I was so wrong.

That was my first reaction too, but apparently they’re all 28-33. Hollywood is so weird and has broken our brains.

But he isn’t on a high-seed playoff teeeeeeeaaaaaaammmmmm *gets shoved down a well*

Okay stat guy, he also leads the league in PER, BPM, and VORP.

You’re an idiot. That is not the totality of the argument. Okc would win 3 games without him.

Great stat. Didn’t need one to convince me he was MVP but damn...

I was noting the other day the ridiculously poor quality of PSN usernames compared to XBL when someone said “yeah man, xXyoloSWAGGINSyourMOM420MLGnoSCOPEZXx has never been able to change his name which accounts for at least half of the terrible handles.”

I really like all the LITTLE little details. Like the fact that Aloy’s teeth are crooked, that you can hear the light metal clinking when people in armor move their arms during dialogue. One quest wanted me to talk to a military captain at a checkpoint, and when I talked to Random Guard #753, Aloy actually asked…

“kind of”?

Emma Watson on Beyonce’s tits in 2014:

No but you can have a job with Jezabel based on you ability to write at length about a topic that can be covered in three paragraphs.