But you were asking him not to do a dance you started. $2,000. $2,600. Hell, $3,000 isn’t enough: normalized monthly payments guaranteed for a set period of time that could supplement other safety nets would have been the best solution. Instead of having that argument (which, frankly, needed to be circulated with…

Pepperidge Farm Remembers. We as a voting electorate have the political memories of goldfish. It leads to hot stimmy takes without looking at the full package and the 500 people poised to fuck with it.

The bill is a great first start, really wish Stephen talked about the rest of it. Monies to schools and childcare alone is worth way more than a one time extra $600

But HE SAID!

Oh for fuck’s sake. All of that was said *before* the $600 checks went out - while people are still waiting this week there were way more before the election on the 5th. Only the willfully contrarian/selectively dumb were banking on $2k on top of the $600. Yes - we should watch these motherfuckers (we should ALWAYS…

Shit, that’s some prime pro bono fodder right there for a savvy as hell law firm.

Going to “well...” - the mom is likelier Gen X: if millennial = age of Captain America to MCU Spiderman, Gen X = age of Iron Man and the Hulk. Which would be late 40s-mid 50s, right on target for having a Gen Z kid. Proof that 1: racism dgaf generational markers and 2: that maybe we shouldn’t be giving Gen X the pass…

Not if he’s aiming for a Tuberville post-football life.

This will unite DC like never before - gentrifiers and high-enders know you give people who have to give a fuck about you a break room less they magically walk off to pee when shit gets real. Considering the $$$$ in that neighborhood to be known as That family you’d have to really effing suck.

The funding fucking alone. Adelson’s dead, remaining Koch Bro pulling back, more and more companies realizing that the left will get them more clicks and money in the long run than the right... now this.

To be fair they kept it simple because people are stupid and dgaf about history, not even the most white-washed version that’d let the white folks know that they too are losing their right to have their votes count for something.

Reason why that one Capitol officer needs a goddamn parade for going “Ooowee, lookit me being a black person with authority! How dare I exist! Don’t look to your left y’all”

Eric Trump: “If you force us out you’ll owe us over $30 million dollars!!!”

Their useful idiot sufficiently shat the bed, but this time with corn and pig lard that’s now dripping through the box spring and now they got to replace the entire mattress set instead of just get new sheets and mattress pads. Had we no Van Jones-types boasting about the GOP-brand Depends slapped on him that were…

Yay, Farscape!

What happens when generally good ideas are ran by idiots and/or sociopaths.

All of that to say: it was poorly shot. Could’ve kept the background, could’ve kept the look (especially if our future Mdm VP was bringing her own clothes), but it was just not well done by the standards of a Vogue cover - the Senator looked photoshopped in there from some random full body pic taken elsewhere. No, she…

Heeeey... as a pro-protein person I resemble that midwest jerky shortage remark!

High-end boxed cocktails can remain a thing.

If not libertarian as fuck with enough me-me-me pragmatism to not fuck with their money/livelihoods like that until they get some Tesla/Amazon/FB money