Sincerely hope this goes the way of the dodo, much like I hope the “impeachment is about overturning 2016" argument dies as well - it’s 2020: no one fucking cares about 2016 like that anymore, no one CAN care about 2016 like that because we need to give a rat about 2020 and beyond here. Would be so easy and convenient…

That’s been my sore point. The dismissal of the South Carolina/southern black belt as “low information” from his surrogates with no crow eaten after the loss of California.

Really wish he got more traction. Definitely went for realness and got maligned for it. If he’s not on a VP short-list the people at the top are idiots.

Great idea, but the purists on our side would loathe that.

... I really, really, really need to get on the managing the ‘newly rich’ job front. With a depreciating talent that’s youth-thirsty and dependent on the whims of pop culture there are better investments than a house that screams “we’re going to piss our money away after fifteen years” in every aesthetic choice.

Well they *are*... so it fits.

Frankly am shocked more aren’t speaking out to ensure Pence gets some power/flex.

I want the same energy towards the non-voters, the loud as hell nose-holders, the third-party voters, and the ones who were registered Republicans who didn’t give enough of a fuck during their 2016 primary/caucus. 

A big part of the issue is the size and diversity of the Democratic base makes kissing the base’s ass harder. GOP’s base is simple: under-educated cishet religious patriarchal white people. All anyone has to do to keep them enthused is to act like ‘those people’ are out to get them: it sucks in the religious (because…

Damn it, now I have empathy wondering if free-flowing lead use is the blame for some of their shit... oh, it’s somewhat gone now

I remember The Daily Show after Trump descended the elevator. Jon Stewart, who was plotting his exit, led his crew in a “THANK YOU COMEDY GODS” laugh over the insanity of the announcement (notably it was Jessica Williams as the lone woman faking enjoyment as they mimed orgasmic glee over the announcement). That, to…

And the ones who haven’t even tried that, those that still grit their teeth with these Trump-supporting loved ones... I honestly do not trust them anymore than the ones who did go all in in ‘16: can try to, but if your mama/daddy/auntie/uncle/brother/sister/bff was willing to shrug off the safety of those who aren’t…

All they’d need to do is replay their Fox News interviews where the majority leader and chair of the judiciary flat out proclaimed that they don’t give a fuck about trying to do anything fairly.

Honestly I think the firing bit made sense in both iterations of it: we cannot pretend that there aren’t sweet-but-disgusting old men and women who slept during the 1980s EEO training videos when they were in their 30s/40s that get allowed to be gross just because they’ve gotten old enough to be unjustly seen as charmi…

When I was staying with my grandmother one summer I made the mistake of thinking I needed a vacation from that vacation via a stay with my sanctified aunt during a revival time for her church (that had, five years prior, sucked up all of my summer when I was six). Mistake - should’ve stayed with my heathen grandma.…

Cartman would’ve thrown Guiliani under the bus and gave a faux apology for being misled and maligned a year ago.

Fun when they try to pull the “you don’t know history” argument on their shit, particularly as it’s the history we’re more than aware of given that the last clearly indefensible nature of the opponents in both the Civil War and WWII.

Shocked no one just didn’t throw this guy under the bus and claim stupidity.

Won’t be shocked if someone tries to Palin her ass.

More so if the cat was Matthew Broderick, who played the ultimate totem of “don’t question it, just do” - for as awesome as Ferris Bueller’s Day Off was, there was some shit underneath.