That looks like what comes out after eating a veggie burger.

Oh god, Rule 34.

Logical flaw. A human baby is really not fully formed in 9 months. It really needs about 22 years to make a complete human adult, and then it votes for Donald Trump.

Don't say that on Jalopink...

More bad news, Elon: babies are also a lot more fun to make.

I love it. How self absorbed and entitled will BMWs be? How holier than thou will a Prius be? How paranoid and anxious is that Volvo? How obsessed with the size of its non-existent penis is the F250 King Ranch?

This is why cars need to be imbued with a digital personality. They should be able to fight, do burn-outs around each other to tease, and in general be as lifelike as possible. I don’t know where I came up with this amazing idea, but it would make for an incredible movie, and a terrible sequel.

Watch out! Here come the Mercedes G-Undam and the Range Rover EV-Oque. Will our cities survive such a colossal battle?

Every time I see the latest of the previous generation E-Class, I feel it looks better than the new one. This rarely happens in my head. The wagon is the best with the coupe in second.

I’ve started seeing more of these on the road and I have to say I really don’t like the way they look. To me the back end looks like a small frumpy Crosstour. Maybe that gives you more space in the back and I’m a fan of practicality but it looks like it has bad visibility.

Because it’s an old, tired joke and frankly not funny anymore.

Solid parry by the guy with the baseball bat

The only people who know a semiautomatic pistol as an “automatic” are fools. If you said “autoloader” I’d concede the point but there is a distinct difference between a semiautomatic and automatic firearm.

I accept that the majority have decided to call DCGs “automatics” and I want you to know that I hate you if you do this.

If we would simply stop conflating DCGs and traditional torque-converter-based planetary-gear transmissions simply because neither has a clutch pedal, questions like this wouldn’t come up. It would…

Why do people assume that a great DCT in a supercar is bad/boring?

So according to TrueCar, the best time to buy is THIS WEEKEND GUYS BIG SALE YOU'LL NEVER SEE A LOWER PRICE COME DOWN AND DRIVE AWAY IN A NEW CAR! DON'T DELAY!