Pretty sure most people have this experience at some point in their lives.

You quoting the Hunger Games there?

And good hardware.

- Hey, asshole.

So people are sickening for not unconditionally acknowledging that you are what your gut says you are? When it comes to transgenderism and the incongruity between genitalia and identity, we need to agree or we’re sick by default? I can’t identify you by the genitals you were born with, even secretly?

Turtle Wax Scratch Repair kit.

Funniest thing I’ve noticed scrolling through the twitter rebukes is that a sizeable amount of them are actually from other men.

I wonder what Jezebel’s take on this is?

Internet tough guy here, but if anyone got that close to my face without my consent they’d get an elbow to the jaw.

Dude posts a pic of himself with his kids while Mom is protesting to protect her rights.

A Third World country that the absolute majority of the world’s population have never visited and will never visit in their lifetimes is upset over their depiction in a videogame that the absolute majority of the world’s population have never played and will never play in their lifetimes.

Wow.

‘My vagina...’ is to comediennes what ‘My wife....’ is to comedians.

Does your boyfriend know that you ‘settled’ for him?

‘Ha ha ha. Yeah.... Predicted.’

Nintendo Switch will not have a lot of shit at launch.

Well she shouldn’t joke about it like that. ‘Mean’ can be a pretty strong word without a disclaimer or some clarity to go along with it.

The Nintendo Switch seems like a waste of plastic.

Spouses are not Pokemon, Hollywood.

Some very white ones, too.