if you’re prone to these, ANYTHING can set them off. Friend of mine dislocates his shoulder regularly and did it once...throwing a dart. Which barely even moves the shoulder at all, but it was the thing that did it, and pop, out it went. 

Well yeah of course there are gonna be tensions between Spiddermen and The Joke, they’re mortal enemies!

I hear spitting in your hand helps with that

mmm, friction.

Weird, the GOP has been telling me for years that the wealthy are virtuous and benevolent.

Thats a shame, i really liked the MWII OST. It wasn’t groundbreaking but it was just enough of a synthesizer-twist on your generic “Epic” soundtrack to be memorable and interesting

Aiming in 3rd person is worse, but situational awareness is better and that can be a huge advantage that more than makes up for diminished aiming.

Damn, RIP. Takeoff was my favorite Migo. He had a incredible voice that the other two couldn’t match.

I play them for the campaigns.

I am black and my cousin is a retired state trooper. He hates the cops. He has been harassed by police, and he told me that the tap dancing they do when they find out who he is Gregory Hines level. 

The difference between tigers and cops, is that tigers don’t cover for other tigers. Even the “good” cops hold that thin blue line and cover for the bad ones, which is why they are all bad ones.

And now she has learned a valuable lesson, the police’s desire to help is highly conditional on them seeing you as “one of the good ones” and as soon as they think you aren’t, they will kill you in a heartbeat with a smile on their lips and a song in their heart. ACAB.

The best part is that these new cases won’t get settled for pennies on the dollar in bankruptcy court. I wonder if these plaintiffs were advised by counsel to hold off filing?

Possible solution:

I figure he’s too smart for that.  I’ll bet when he travels he goes to the Avis counter.

So, “0.014%” of 25 million comes out to 3,500.

The Right Stuff...because “People Who Need to Make Other People Feel Shitty to Feel Good about Themselves” was just too much of a mouthful.

PageSix’s “sources” say it isn’t clear who first approached whom in the hotel lobby Wednesday

It comes back to what Diekembe Mutombo often says: “When you make it to the top, don’t forget to send the elevator back down “

Lesson #4,340,586 in not rushing to make heroes too quickly.