I worked at one of his Dunkin’ Donuts locations and can attest to this. Customers frequently wanted to tip us (first shift Dunkin’ Donuts is hard f*ing work) and would often leave money wherever they could on the counter, even after we told them we couldn’t accept it. Manager always pocketed it.

I was really hoping by the time my four year old reached adulthood this song would confuse her as an ancient pop culture relic. I don’t think that will be the case though. Sigh

Holy crap this gave me the icks. I mean, to each their own, but *shudder*

That's like saying cookies or milk. You have one, then the other. Then you pass out.

This might be a generational thing, or it might be a me thing, I don't know, but getting a bunch of wrapped presents of things I register for makes me feel childish. Partner and I have been living together for five years. When we get married we are really not going to need a new blender, but a vacation from our kids…

I had never even heard of this show. Now I'm bummed. These are great.

"Oh it's you..You're a thing." I've had that thought so many times with our second. I mean, like you said, I don't forget him anywhere, but it's hard to remember he's a baby and not just another kid in the house.

Well this was my first thought/worry, so nope :) Actually I never had many Barbies so they were always getting down with the other stuffed animals, which nowadays would probably get me sent to some intensive therapy

I wish I could say we did it out of some thought of what was best for her, but it really was mental survival for us. I'm a non-spanker, but I'm really uncomfortable the way the argument is made against it/parents who do it. On the one hand we are finally getting to a place where we again say things like "happy mom…

Our almost five year old is very much the same way. She completely does not give a shit. She will scream at us about being sent to her room, but she really would rather that than do what's right in that moment. We finally are to the point with her where it is completely set up as "choices". She has been very verbal…

I don't know that one specifically, but it definitely sounds Russian...

I'm watching "Smallville" for the first time (on season four) and the Clark Kent portrayed on that show could conceivably work in this context. From my perspective it seems like most representations of Superman have him as sort of a bully, self-involved, and not much of a defender of the weak so much as a defender of…

Cool. For those who want to do this I think it's great that it will be an option. Yay science :)

Meh, I absolutely love living with my partner, even as an "I need me time" person. It is amazing. I love sharing everything with him. BUT I do think people should live in a separate house from their kids. Play together, do bedtime, then go back to your own house until, I don't know, 5PM the next day. Life would be so…

partner and I binge together so...

I almost always do before sex, otherwise it's very uncomfortable. I honestly don't know how you could feel the need to and enjoy sex, but I guess we're all built a little different.

Brando circa 1950s was just... I don't know what the word for inducing vaginal pulses is. I know Stanley Kowalski is not the kind of guy you want to marry, but Marlon Brando as Stanley Kowalski at least makes me understand why Stella would marry him.

I...like "Girls" and Lena Dunham's book, and I thought the criticism over her childhood explorations with her sister were overblown. It makes sense that she would hire a person like this given the past year's talk about her. I imagine most celebrities have people like this on retainer.

I love the CringePics sub so much.

When I am most happy with my partner I find I am thinking similarly about our relationship to these men. We really don't have a lot in common personality-wise. We function at opposite ends of the spectrum. He drives me crazy sometimes. But that's when the attraction is strongest and I most want to spend time with him.…