Hope you enjoyed talking to your son up to that point in his life.
He won’t be talking to you again once he realizes it’s been you damaging his property that he has been paying for.

My dad trashed my first car to “teach me a lesson” as he didn’t like the seats I bought and put in, (they were tiger print and awesome) or the 8-ball gear shift knob I fitted. He’d took my money off me and bought me the shittest car he could find (because girls aren’t allowed to buy their own cars), I dollied it up…

I don’t know where to begin...

“I’ve been hit that way three times”

First cars are absolutely supposed to be fun.

you cant be in america then,

Well, technically, he IS a five time champion. Its just that he is also a seven time champion. Similar logic as Mitch Hedberg... “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too”

I rolled into a Porsche Cayenne that did this while driving a 1-Ton work truck. F-ing nightmare. Now I take no chances - watch the car leave the spot entirely before even thinking about looking left and accelerating.

You are swell!

When the language one uses toward their parent is more important than the safety and well-being of the child... SMH.

My mom did this to me. She didn’t like my taste in first cars, so she had my step-dad help me find a shitty example of a car I wanted, just to teach me a lesson that “first cars aren’t supposed to be fun,” or something. (keep in mind I still paid for it with my own money, but she knew I would trust my step-dad’s…

Hell even when I am in my car and I am stopped I am constantly looking in my rear view to see if the person behind me is paying attention. I always try to leave enough room to gtfo if I don’t think they are.

It’s not pedantic. Imagine if there were an article about a crashed Cadillac CTS that was painted in Gulf livery, and the article led with a picture of a Lincoln Town Car painted in Gulf livery. It would be silly.

I’m gonna be the pedant here.

I, too, have trouble standing for more than two years at a time.

The family doesn't owe you shit. His public life was while he was driving a car, not his family life. Get over it.

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After a head blow like that, odds are good the Schumie we know and love is not really there any more. Major brain damage changes who you are, even if you make a full recovery.

Wait. Is he awake? That would be news to me.

7-time champion Stef. Not 5.