The owner has a rather nice collection of cars as well as the F1 too, plus lives just down the road from me :-)

With the rear-axle, this thing looks like it's part of an awesome exo-skeleton jet-pack mash-up. I call it the exo-pack.

False, false, a thousand times false!

No airbag went off? I'm guessing it was a Takata unit.

None of those look good! At all!

Generally speaking, the heavier vehicle wins out in a collision.

Patrick! Your mom loves it when The Fall Guy picks her up in this.

Well, it certainly wouldn't do for them to be shuttling stuff around their facility in something with the Mercedes emblem on it, would it? I guess the logical choice would have been maybe a Ford E-Series or Transit, since at least that way they wouldn't be seen to be supporting a competitor.

What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start backup again.

A Camaro changed lanes into me a month ago causing it to spin sideways and slam into the guard rail. Only way I knew was when I heard the sound of what sounded like the thumping of an empty plastic jug before I seen that black thing sideways in my headlights. I'd imagine getting rear ended like that probably felt like…

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I think he was going for the hypermileage record.

That reminds me of this totally unrelated story that I heard when I was stationed in South Korea. The M88 Hercules is the massive fucker in the picture righting the M60. It's basically a tow truck for tanks.

I love how some dingus in the economy car is tailgating a trailer with a wrecked Cayenne wedged under it.

The hazards would most likely come on automatically

I would guess he probably passed out from the impact as opposed to the stimulant.

"passed out on cocaine?"