“Fuck the police” and “Y’all can suck a fart out my ass for all I care.”

Holy shit, this guy is bad at.......life in general I guess?

I never said you couldn’t express your opinion, I’m just letting you know no one cares about it. Someone had to, might as well be me.

That’s nice, but nobody cares.

I felt bad for all of the Britney fans on the internet talking about how great Brit Brit was.... ummmmm... really? Cause this Beyonce girl can sing and dance and make amazing art at the same time... for 15 minutes straight... while your girl Brit just lip-syncs and kind of jiggles her ass.... I’m not a fangirl by any…

She came, she saw, she slew.

Here’s a dramatic re-creation of Kanye’s speechwriting process:

His girlfriend was openly bisexual and became good friends with his sister (my friend). He broke up with the gf because he thought he could do better, but then couldn’t get a date to prom and sheepishly asked his ex to go with him. I think at this point my friend and she had started secretly dating. She went to prom…

Go on.

My friend dated her brothers ex-girlfriend! It was very awkward!

I wish this awful person good luck in her legal battle.

Thank you. Andrea Tantaros is completely terrible. So is sexual harassment. You can dislike her (and goddamn do I dislike her) and also dislike the working conditions she was subjected to.

Just like any abusive relationship-you hope that if you tow the party line and work really hard to be the coolest girl around, they’ll finally treat you with respect, or whatever carrot they’re dangling. You won’t be like all those other girls, those dumb, fat, poor, needy bitches!! You will be different. Internalized…

I believe every word she says regarding her tenure at Fox News.

Now we now why the damn pool turned green