I have to admit if I saw them walking around I’d be like — oh look some grown-ass creep is dating a teenager. This world we live in! I know she’s not a teen.

I hope I’m rich enough to afford an invisible chair someday.

There’s so many possibilities!

They all overreact. I hate PR people. I imagine one time they got bloody screamed at and never, ever forgot it. So I kinda get it. But I hate working with talent and PR people on any level for that reason. #notimeforcray

Having worked pretty extensively with celeb handler types in the past, I wouldn’t be shocked to learned this was their zealousness rather than Prince’s (or the zealousness of the New Girl people obsessed with keeping him happy after taking an off-handed remark too seriously, because it goes the other way, too). I once…

Prince. Not only an icon, but a man of impeccable taste as well.

Isn’t that the sunk cost fallacy? If it’s not working, you shouldn’t have to keep up appearances because you’ve already been miserable for so long.

The point is you don’t waste another 10, 20, 30 years being miserable. Staying in a bad marriage, waiting for the other person to die so you can be free, is really dumb. If it gone bad and it’s never going to be good again, cut your losses and go.

I know this is a way more serious response than is probably appropriate, but I have strong feels about this. The point is that it is NEVER too late to seek happiness in your life, that you should never hesitate to leave a relationship that isn’t working for you.

My parents split up after 35 years together, probably 30…

Not to mention that pulling off a three decade marriage is a bona fide success. This is not sad. Congratulations to them for their long relationship.

I guess if I’d been married for 40 years but miserable for the more recent years, maybe I'd be thinking that I don't want to continue the misery for the final years of my life? If you are in a good marriage, you are giving up a partner and friend for your remaining years. But if things aren't good, I don't know that…

This mock outrage is nothing new.

The fact that you’re a former soldier and don’t see the difference between this and someone giving a nazi salute frightens the hell out of me.

You equating BLM with Nazism says all there is to know about you.

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

Hmm. Well, ok. I hope the baby will be well cared for.

To all people out there who think Freelee is bullying them:

Exactly. She’s young. That is A LOT of sugar. A lot. It’ll catch up to her. She’s a mega bitch so I can’t say I’ll GAF when it happens.

“she should meet his insults with a cheery silence”

Her eating 51 bananas a day is probably helping to cause bananas to go extinct. Way to go Freelee, you plant murderess.