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This is amazing. I think Swift is a very good songwriter but really can’t sing, and so have always wanted to hear someone else performing the songs. That it’s Ryan Adams doing it is all at once lame (but in a really sympathetic way), hilarious, and weirdly promising!

YES. I, CatAss, unabashedly love Ryan Adams (even after that once concert where he was so fucked up he forgot a bunch of lyrics) and I will listen to this album like woah.

I feel like it is the proper time to bring this out again

How the fuck does having a big dick damage your reputation? Is he beating people with it? I could see how that would be a bit of an issue. Is he difficult to work with because he’s like “No, my dick needs its own trailer or I’m not doing this movie” or something?

This is possibly the textbook definition of “humblebrag”.

Lol that was my first thought. Like when freaking InTouch is like “NOPE BYE” when confronted with a malicious person who is breaking the law......

They didn’t create it, but they definitely keep it whipped into a frenzy.

What a drag it must be to be Jennifer Aniston’s friend. You pretty much have to go to her house every time she invites you over just in case this time it really is her secret wedding.

Holy shit. If you’re in California and want to tell every single person speaking Spanish to stop, that’s going to be more than a full-time job. Que una perra loca.

...Brenda, who has absolutely no problem getting into and spreading around the business of strangers she doesn’t know for malicious reasons...

I think we all need to know how many nanny’s were involved.

Really not trying to start an argument here, but why are you so willing to give this woman the benefit of the doubt? People can be completely irrational AND not suffer from dementia. Happens all the time, unfortunately.

Classic. Relevant.

Oh man, I want to see videos of that idiot on vacation in Spain, screaming English in people’s faces. Sorry you can’t eavesdrop on that nice family’s conversation, you jag.

I assume she spoke only Spanish when she visited Spain...

Make a note, anti-Spanish people: The US has no official language. It’s a fact. Also, if you have a problem with people speaking Spanish, you should probably leave California, and maybe just go ahead and leave the US altogether. Lots and lots of people speak Spanish here, probably because a huge portion of this

Ever notice that the people yelling at others to speak English never have that great a grasp on it themselves?

If you’re married to an asshat who wants to cheat, he’s going to cheat. It ain’t about temptation, it’s about what’s at hand. Case in point? The Governor. Arnie proved he wasn’t picky (I kinda respect him for this, in a fucked up way) and didn’t need no 22-year old nanny.

Yeah - I think “don’t marry a d bag” is the easiest way... followed closely by “don’t hire a d bag.”