I believe you're referring to Zombie Island which has a special place in my heart. Its not as bad as when they were up against a physical embodiment of a computer virus. After that I gave up on the movies and stuck to the original show. The franchise has unfortunately been on a downward spiral for a couple years.

Do we all agree that this woman is pretty much fucking Satan? This is Satan, guys.

I think you mean Teen Mom is scaring the pants on everyone under the age of 20.

It could be the refocusing of sex ed from abstinence only to something based in reality. Or it could be Teen Mom scaring the pants off everyone under the age of 20.

You wouldn't believe how many times I've gone out and got drunk and managed to not touch anybody! It was so difficult!

Lawyers like that are the exact reason my husband dropped out of law school.

wat.

"I couldn't help my penis! It just does what it wants! I'm under its control, someone help me! If I don't put my penis in a person, it beats me up! I can't take it anymore!"

"I don't want to look like a predator," the 20-year-old economics major said. "It's a little bit of a blurred line."

Good thing I was talking about Chris Herries and not Malik Gil

Do you deserve to have your bike stolen if you leave it unlocked? No, no one deserves to have their bike stolen. That's why we have laws against it. Locking your bike might even lower your statistical odds of being targeted a little bit, but then again it might not. Isn't it nice that you can go to the cops either way?

They act like it's so hard to just keep your hands and feet and penises to yourself.

I grew up as a solidly middle class white girl in a suburban city in Northern California. I went to a private school. Not elite, but parochial - our education included Chick Tracts as required reading in science class. I had to take a Human Evolutionary Biology class in college to even understand what the theory of…

my mom had the fucking audacity to say 'we don't know what happened' and i wanted to be like WE LITERALLY KNOW BECAUSE THERE WERE LITERAL WITNESSES TO HIS LITERAL MURDER.

If it is true that he attacked the officer, my opinion on the initial incident may change slightly.

Of the blacks polled 80 percent felt Brown's shooting raises issues around race while 18 percent did not and two didn't know. Of the whites polled, 37 percent felt the teen's death raised issues about race while 47 percent did not and 16 percent didn't know.

To acknowledge that Michael Brown's death had anything to do with race is to acknowledge there's an issue with race in this country in the first place. If my fellow white folks admit that, that opens the door for a lot of other uncomfortable admissions.

/sarcasm (in case that wasn't evident)

I am really sorry to interrupt your very valid point but could she be ANY cuter?