Nothing triggers white conservatives like the idea that their ancestors might not have been very good people even relative to the morality of their time.

As bad as this kid and his family are, the attorney did his job (and likely set back justice as few years, but I digress.)

All my stars. And this for good measure:

When Matt Barnes comes out looking like an excellent human, you know you’ve done fucked up.

A single tear slow marches down my cheek.

I’ve heard the accuser’s story and they don’t have a leg to stand on.

I still have my copy of the OEF Rules of Engagement from when I was deployed to Kosovo 10 years ago.

That was my takeaway too.

So many character origins are just embarrassingly racist

I laughed really hard when he said “Naww, we’re vegetarians.” (and left unsaid: “but the look on your face...”)

M’Baku and the Jabari Tribe are Alphas:

Fuck this posturing, irritating, fake-ass bitch. I love that she spent all Wednesday with a fucking ash cross on her forehead to pander to her viewers. Maybe think about what Jesus would say about the wealth inequality in this country, you hateful cunt.

Huge, and yet, nothing happened. I wonder why that might be, even though this kid was also already involved with white supremacists. Things that make you go hmmmmmm.

My nigga...

Isn’t that how they make moonshine?

Even in retirement, Eric Wynalda prevents the USMNT from winning.

Breaking: candidate says what voters want to hear, film at eleven.

It’s nice to see that in this chaotic age, US Soccer is staying the course and promoting continuity of leadership by elevating Gulati’s second. New blood might change the fortunes of the US dramatically and that kind of upheaval might be unsettling to some.

Well, if either team would have played defense, they’d have definitely won the championship, so

I hate the fucking Eagles. Thank God they won.