He's a Time Baby though. 1,000 years means he still can just travel from there to whenever it is he wants to take another wack at Bill.

"But Disney is doing the equivalent of tossing out random chapters of
Harry Potter and expecting the kids to figure out that it's a novel
series."

Is Pines the plural of itself?

Man, I wish I was that healthily broken up about the end of summer. I was ready to set the school on fire to keep from going back and you just try to convince me that it was a bad idea if I could get away with it.

High school is like being a celebrity with children: no matter how cool you are these kids will never think of you as more than a dork.

"I mean, beyond graduating high school with a high GPA so I can get
accepted into a good technical college with a photography and media
production minor to start my own ghost-hunting show."

I'll take those Pearl odds. All it'll take is her thinking she's right and something to keep Steven from convincing her she's wrong in the third act.

Bill was Moriarty the entire time?

Oh, I wasn't asking you. It was just a general yell to the Internet.

Amethyst is D-Dog and Lion is Quiet.

And Rose is The Boss and Pearl is Strangelove.

For the love of… Fine! All media in my life from Dragon Age to tennis, just slap an eyepatch and a headband on it. It's all Metal Gear parallels.

"Peridot’s initial assumptions are all about instinctively perceiving rain as a destructive force."

Watch, it's the decryption key for the next episode of Gravity Falls.

Bleh, and two out three of those girls have been redheads. If that wall of media-res criticism dominating the top of the comments wants to talk tired cliches lets talk about how overplayed protagonists having red haired love interests is. Gee, Morty, I didn't know you subscribed to the Peter Parker school of teen…

I've played too much MGSV. My thought during the first fight was the Gems fultoning Peridot out and back to Mother Base Temple. At this point I think all problems can be solved by fultoning.

Well, the ending of the episode got me to delete a potentially riling comment on another site before anything could go down, so slap a + onto the score for me.

Not that we know of yet; there's always time with time travel.

Well darn it, that means I have like a decade of Internet comment backpay. I better see that check or Al Gore's head will roll.

"Overracting"?! Fine, let's put you in the sleeveless crop top, slit skirt, and star makeup and have you perform a shallow pop song in front of the entire town. There's only like 15 of them. It's a close knit community. They will remember you and how you perform up there for their entire lives.