Steven can get away with any sort of corny just because of how on the ball he is with it.

Not "Drop Beat Dad"! Nothing but gold or disappointment coming out of "Drop Beat Dad".

A 21st century spin on "Take Me Out To The Holosuite"?!

Oh, good heavens no. I get really adequate childhood out of Lars. IT'S JUST SO AGONIZINGLY SUFFICIENT AND PEDESTRIAN!

"Get your shit together. Get it all together in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the shit store and sell it. Or put it in a shit museum. I don't care what you do. You just gotta get it together."

I present for the court Exhibit A: The Legend of Korra; four seasons of animated J.K. Simmons. No my opponent will try to counter me with Simmons' Supporting Actor Academy Award for Whiplash and to that I present Exhibit B: The hat J.K. Simmons wore to said Oscars as a sign of the mans humbleness.

I love that I have absolutely no experience in Morse code and still managed to catch it was an S.O.S. I have no idea how I did it.

“None! Because they all have parents who love them, and who don’t let
them play around with deadly weapons like some kind of gang member!”

The A.V. Club
It's not a place for smart people.

That explains so much! I thought there was an audio quality drop on his lines. Cecil must have recorded it in a different space (In the same room as Welcome To Night Vale is recorded, perhaps) and sent it over. It does oddly give him that distinct radio room quality that is so distinctive of Cecil.

Uh, don't get me started on that "Arms of the Angels" crap.

There's just something so innocently badass about two kids running down a beach chanting "Kings of New Jersey!".

Does this correlate with the inter-connectivity of Archer and Saints Row? Will President Keith David also be Lana Kane's father? When and how will Burt Reynolds appear on R&M?

Well those bastards hit upon my weakness for Keith David saying outrageous things with a straight face so I'm not sure how ill I can think of this episode.

You have no idea how interested I am in the history of sea travel in a world that didn't need the Panama Canal.

Ok, everyone just step back and we can toe-tally walk away from these puns. We just knee-d to tread lightly or we might trip on our own two feet.

It's like inviting them over for dinner, later Ruby and Sapphire will badmouth Pearl before bed.

Since aging isn't an issue that could make sense. No point in having a high population since everyone's super powerful and lives forever.

It's a resort town. Take it from someone who grew up in one, (albeit West Coast) once you reach 18 you get the hell out.

That'd be such a cool look, older Steven goes into battle with shield and chef's whites on.