In Monterey AT&T, or at least I think it was AT&T, had MTV somewhere in the 30s. The only way I can remember my late 90s, early 00s channel lineup is where things were in relation to Nickelodeon on channel 36 and I remember MTV and VH1 were in easy flipping distance.

“43. But there’s not much on”

I love how even though he doesn't attend school and has been raised by sentient alien crystals that each their own special kind of awkward Steven somehow is still incredibly well adjusted socially. If this Crystal Gem business messes up he and Greg should just open up a Bed and Breakfast and make a killing off beach…

I'm putting my money on Connie and her character agency storylines but yeah, if we're just talking Gems, then Garnet all the way.

Norwegian, the title is Norwegian for chilling time according to TV Tropes.

"Fear not, SpongeBob. Your teachings have transformed me. Besides, I have checks with little poodles on them."

"If I were to die right now in some fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend… Well, that would just be okay."

"Nooooo, no. This is absolutely not that trademarked character. This is just a unitard with the systems of the human body on it… On a guy."

Archer instantly recognizes an actor whose last TV role was in 1976. Chalk another up on the anachronistic stew board.

Mine is that during WWII Wales' rationing of vowels got lost somewhere between the letter factories in the North and Cardiff. Between Manchester and Birmingham, in some forgotten warehouse long ago seized back by nature, there are crates upon crates filled with just "A"s, "E"s, "I"s, "O"s, "U"s, and sometimes "Y"s.

We already know Krieger has female black robot hands made. Remember when he was talking about replacing Lana's hands with robotic ones? Remember the jazz hands? http://i.imgur.com/EtrfySt.gif

Oh! I just realized why Krieger has a German ice cream truck.
Also I'm liking the preposterous idea of actually giving his holographic wife some depth. Also if he's killing daily does that mean she's recreating herself? Has she singularity-ed her way past his control?

Wasn't last weeks episode supposed to be Downton: Archer?

Archer: Hogan's Heroes, Archer: Mod Squad, the entire METV lineup but Archerized.

I can't say that I've studied the rich field of Batman but isn't that Cassandra Cain's exact background? Is Cheryl going to make Abijean into the most underrated of Batgirls?

I know, right? Hang on, let me go get my SF bridge outrage. It's been in the closet ever since I saw The Graduate.

"Maybe we didn't sing it right."

"We've been duped."
"Duped!"
"Bamboozled!"
"We've been smeckledorfed."
"That's not even a word and I agree with ya'."

"Woah. But, I bet he isn't holder of the Regional Romance Dance Championship trophy!"
*Holds up trophy with another person's hand noticeably holding the other side*
"Give me that back"
*Other person takes back trophy*
"That just didn't happen. Let's go!"

"Patrick, what are you doing here?"