The Blackhawks and their fans should look at this and heed the warning. They followed the Detroit model to a T, and the windfall was tremendous, but the aftermath is going to plague the Hawks, just like it did for the Wings.

If a white bro in salmon shorts and a yellow polo shirt did this, he’d be told to quiet down.

That was a full slice of pizza. Note one bite from someone going “This pizza sucks, I’m gonna throw it at someone the next chance I get. What a waste of $12.50. (in a ridiculous Boston accent).”

Yes. Those are boobs, WGN. Thank you.