Easy fix.

I look forward to reading a new hair-related warning label on future gorilla glue bottles.

The announcers said that the rule book allows you to come in within 3 laps to fix this situation. Haven’t read the rule book myself though. 

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s …

Riding 2 abreast in a narrow bike lane is not “fine,” dad there drifts out of the bike lane several times into the flow of the next lane. Yes, cars could have safely passed in this instance, but that cyclist behavior is still erratic and not a safe choice.

“There are plenty [is a tiny, irrelevant fringe] of modern feminists who use it as a platform for misandry just like there are [a large, active and threatening plurality of] MRA’s [many of whom are perpetrators of, or cheer on those who commit violence against women that are abetted by those] who just use it for…

I count 15 nicks there. Or does the nick made of nicks not count as individual nicks?

So that’s how white people feel when the police stop them in America.

Oh, the good times I had with Atv Off Road Fury’s Hockey mode:

I mean, from the woman’s perspective in this case, I definitely agree. My husband wooed me because he just sat down and genuinely wanted to talk about my favorite band and the 2000 mile road trip I’d pulled off in order to get to the track we met at. He didn’t mention my appearance until after we had established that…

Our Lord and Savior Bozi and I got in a super long, super dumb twitter argument with someone that chose “fan speed should only every be in a touch screen sub menu because why would you adjust climate control while driving” as a hill to die on several months ago.

Huracan relief.

He just looks like a guy that has paid for a girfriend’s abortion and didn’t go with her or support her in any way.  Probably sent a text saying: “report back”

If they can do something genuinely innovative & exciting with the open world design, then I’m okay with the “2001, but elevated” vibe of the gunplay- because for many, Halo is sort of a genre unto itself within the shooter landscape. The grappling hook is a nice nod to the Supersuit aspect of Master Chief without…

Should name it FF7R Disc 2, but that’d probably be confusing marketing wise.

Well, last week I did my job to make sure Volvo stays solvent and continues to make wagons.

Called it! Yes, according to several sources, the “weights” were made from cardboard. Not like anybody makes weights to resemble...whatever the fuck those are supposed to be, because that would incredibly dumb.

Nailed it!

I remember watching that short film repeatedly the first time I came across it. Just awesome work.

“Yes. My sons have shot them all. Next question.”