This hits close to home since I recently moved and was struggling to find a rug I liked that matched my couch and had some blue in it when I came across this:

Haha, I figured he wasn’t trying to be mean. Glad someone picked up on it though! It’s always nice to have more friends

If that happened towards the end of the date that’s some extreme levels of not-smooth, Was it a bad attempt at a joke? Did a second date happen?!

I chuckled at the “Jimmy is my dog” line because my dog’s name is Joey and I’ve had to clarify that many times, especially when it comes to dating. I’ve gotten better about using “my dog” instead, but I’ve had many people ask me if Joey was my son when he came up in conversation (ie “I need to go take care of Joey”)

I’ve still got it. Feel free to come over for some split screen

I have since the days of Rallisport Challenge 2

I seriously think Grim Fandango is a much, much better game when played with a guide. The puzzles in a lot of cases make absolutely no sense which can absolutely ruin the pacing and you end up forgetting the story and why you are doing certain things in the first place. With a guide you get to focus much more on the…

I know that feeling. Yesterday my neighbor said my dog looked good for his age and I said “good, because he needs to live to 80" and he said “in dog years?” and I said “no, in people years”

I haven’t seen Louis C.K.’s last standup but I haven’t heard many good things about it.

I really like Kathleen Madigan. A friend recommended her to me. I think most of her stuff is on Netflix too

The only thing I can think of is this started with a grain of goodwill where a couple comes together, has kids, and one parent puts their career on the back burner (or abandons it altogether) to raise the kids. If they then split up they could end up in a lot of financial trouble as a result.

I had quite the emotional rollercoaster reading that

I noticed that after the fact. The struggle is real though

“You have to watch all your loved ones die!” Then I make new loved ones, idiot

Ugh, that’s depressing and also painfully accurate :(

People like this that are “pro-life” need to get called out for specifically what they are: pro-fetus (and by connection pro-birth, anti-choice, anti-women and technically, anti-life)

“our entire lineup*”

How much did you end up paying for the Vette? I don’t think I missed it.

You forgot the best one! Boy Meets World*

I mean I do