This article is bullshit. Literally nobody has ever been “blasted” with a Klobb. “Missed by” a Klobb often, “tickled” occasionally.

My cousin drives a Uber and when he gives me a ride while he’s on the clock i usually just jump in the trunk cage, so Reddick is probably right about that. It's the obvious explaination.

A good piece, as always, David.

Ohio State Football: “Man, what a terrible day.”

Okay, who else read the headline and immediately thought Brooke Shields died?

And as with any day that involves Papa Johns, the following morning is always worse.

I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.

I can’t look at that picture and not think about the 13 fumbles he’s had last season. 

(Claps remaining hand against wrist) +1

1. Half past never o’clock 

Adding "your mom" to those is funny.

76ers?

An AED just stops fibrillation and puts the heart back into proper rhythm, right?

I, too, foregone a possibly lucrative career in professional hockey to play NHL’95 until all hours of the night. I’ve come to terms with my decision.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

We sit and argue

Ichiro no go

He seems pretty down in the dumps.

+2

More like Pooperintendent amirite