You are also forgetting one key component of being a successful quarterback in the NFL. And it is totally out of the QB’s control.

Take your star and get the fuck out of here.

You could even say he...

“Someone else” would have just ruined the story anyway.

I assume someone else was supposed to write this story about Wentz, but traded down.

“You stole that from me, too.” — Kenyon Martin

Tibet? FUCKING TIBET!? Tibet isn’t even an independent country!

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

sitting at my desk (as the father of a teenage daughter who’s been actively involved in sports since she was 4 years old) thinking about all of ways i would torture these miserable excuses for human beings. this fucker needs to hang by his balls from the uneven bars. 

Dude is like the Dr. Thunder or Mountain Fizz version of Klay Thompson. 

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

The fuck you bringing me into this for?

I groaned at both of you, but here are your stars

or McAdone....

We would have also accepted McAdoodoo or McAdoh

More like Bob McAdon’t, amirite??

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

I’m a huge Indians fan and I know in my heart that they will never win anythig until they get rid of that racist abomination. It hurts so badly to see the team I love wear something so ugly. Frankie Lindor and Jose Ramirez deserve better.

outstanding social tv expericnece. hope this help’s