Don’t laugh. It’s not funny. I left the rest of a White Castle Crave case on the top of my car drove away. I will never forget the feeling of shame and guilt when I saw 17 hamburgers tumble down my windshield onto the pavement.

If they ask you an outlandish question, answer it as correctly as possible, then immediately ask them the same question.

I remember watching this video when it came out. I kept saying to myself, “Ok this is when they start CPR...no? Now?.....and how about now? Really no CPR or defibrillator?”

This probably could have and should have happened to the other major teams here at some point in their existence.

I tried to give up caffeine for Lent one year. I almost got fired. Never again.

People take solid poops? In 2018? Teach me.

He has three week old twins. A meltdown was coming one way or another.

I thought I ran out of tears in 2018 but then you gave us this poem.

If pooping on a football field is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

You have the same exact name as my wife and everytime I see your articles, I feel an overwhelming sense of inadequacy...especially this article!

You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?

What is Snyle Kyder doing in the Impact Zone?

“That’ll be...just fine”

I’m old school. I like to read while pooping, not watch a ding video. Amen.

The whole thing was solved by President Jack Tunney

Leaveland Cavaliers

In the past two years, the Cavs have been to more conference finals than the Browns have won games.

I feel like seven fish is the path of least resistance. You can cook seven fish in half hour. If you made a turkey, roast, steaks...that’s a whole notha muthafucka right there.