The Bengals suck so bad that I’m not even going to bother to read this.

My daughter was unable to use a conventional mouse/track pad but wanted to play educational computer games. I bought a touchscreen for myself and she also uses it to play lots of games on the PC. Many of these games are available on the Apple Store or GooglePlay pay but you have to buy them.

Mike McCarthy has people skills; he is good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Our new logo looks like Mutley, but he isn’t laughing at Dick Dastardly. He is laughing at the Browns red zone offense.

I wonder how many more of these types of stories died with the destroyed Galaxy S4.

Maybe he forgot that Steve Smith was released years ago.

What I took away from this is that, rich people destroy phones after two months if they want a new one.

Long live Ronny Ronny Piper

I will never forgive him for doing a B&E on my iPhone.

I brought my daughter to work one day because she wouldn’t stop bugging me to bring her to work. I showed her around, but then she saw some cut up lungs with cancer and a liver. After that, she sat in my office in silence for a good hour and a half while I finished some paper work. She has never asked me to return to…

Because the Grantland Basketball Hour was must see TV?

The United States Championship hasn’t been this important since Lex Luger held it in the late 80s. The IC title on the other hand...

If it’s good enough for the fans in the stadium during the 2nd half of games, it’s good enough for the coordinators.

Tommy Craggs took Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner...and he DID call her back again. Happy trails, Mr. Craggs.

The announcers nailed it. They freaking nailed it. It couldn’t have been better if it was Pete Twinkle and Greg Stink.

15. Get it yourself

Charlotte once said that her goal is to headline a wrestlemania. That may actually happen.

I've been showing my 5 year old daughter the ropes of the WiiU. Mr. iwata would be proud.

But that’s a dachshund, not Jack Russell. So it must be true.

Is it weird if a man eats a KitKat bar by sucking all of the chocolate off of it first?