They should do a "speedrun" of an experienced Ocarina player coaching a gamer who never played it before. This led to me fist fighting many of my friends in college.

Why do you have to embarrass me in front of my friends?

Do you think time travel would be okay if you could only go into the future and not the past? That way you'd never alter history.

You said hard, then you said evidence.

Bruh.

Greg Howard is black? Well I'll be damned.

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You said sprung.

Young multi-millionaire spends his money on something he wants. BFD. This is reverse racism. If he was black, he'd be on Cribs. That's still a thing right?

Last year I would put the kids to bed and run down to watch the game in the third quarter. I would turn it off because the game would already be completely out of hand. This year, I still turn off the game in the third quarter because the game is completely out of hand.

don't forget about Wizards and Warriors, a game so tedious and redundant that you just wanted to die.

thanks for posting. I was going to do all of this, but I will just but a new keyboard instead. It's 4 years old.

This just in, everyone in The Las Vegas strip was robbed last night.

I mean, would it really be that much harder to get the real Morgan Freeman to read the damn thing?

I hate the Chick Fil A ketchup packets. The chance that the remaining packets you take home "just in case" explode is near 100%. All fast food joints should be required to have the pumps. Little kids can work the pumps, but they struggle with packets so I have to do it. I'm there to eat, not do menial labor.

Why did Giambi tell the New York Daily News and not give that to the Cleveland media first? Was his calcifying body batting .183 and .133 on their bench? Was he providing valuable depth to the Yankees DL? Outrage! Hawt take!

I like that peppa episodes are only six minutes each. It creates lots of stopping points and one half hour show seems like 4 to the kids. I hate it because the accents are ridiculous.

The gifts could be records and Toms

Interesting, because before I worked at Chuck E Cheese, I worked at DZ doing Slide/tube clean up and yup, tickets. The balls made cleaning up 100 times worse, because I had to take all of the balls out, mop the ball receptacle, put new balls in, then clean each ball one by one in the back. Did you get to do birthday…

I used to work there. I was in charge of the ticket counter and cleaning the slide/tube system when someone peed, pooped, or puked in it, which was basically every day. The tubes were 105 degrees and the solution burned my eyes so bad. I would rather clean the tubes twice a day than work the ticket counter. There was…