they wont be able to kill that kid

in 2006, Disney decided not to have mcdonalds tie-ins anymore for happy meals (I think they didn't want to be seen encouraging kids to eat fast food).

they turned everyone all normal

People are carpet bombing McDonalds' website with a request to bring back a certain promotional sauce

"It's Martin Luther King's birthday"

there's also eyepatch morty out there

It's a really amusing cartoon and the writer badly needs to get a hold of themself

oh nice

A testament to this show's darkness: I had forgotten that "sleeping with a celebrity" ends with a woman crying deeply and sobbing "Bring me Roy!" to Forrest, right after he had finished having sex with her :(

The QUADRUPLE CROSS!!

Indoctrination theory is the only way the original ending of Mass Effect 3 isn't awful

This episode unironically helped me through my divorce :/

Josh and Tina have some of the best moments in season 2

he was making cardassia strong.

should get no stars

Gul Dukat was a villain who found redemption, who was then pushed to become a monster through the death of his daughter

Oscar Wao would destroy him in a nerd-off

did you not see how freaked out she was by having to kick him in the balls the second time?

i remember a bunch of insane things my friends made me watch in high school.

this is honestly one of the better-written reviews I've seen on this website