I literally got lost the first and only time I used the revamped Google Maps. Asked Siri how to get there and arrived with no problems.

So this pretty much demands finding out their personal whereabouts and informing their employers that they have a backwards racist working for them.

This is your brain on kkojei: ______________

Can't wait to ignore both of those!

Haters gonna hate.

The Mayan calendar doesn't end, it just starts over. That fact was literally written on the walls next to the calendar but wasn't decoded until recently.

Yeah, it's almost as though all the Gawker properties are based out of New York...

Fuck blink.js and fuck you.

So basically a total redesign and marketing reboot. I'm sure they'll get on that right away.

Oh god dammit I'm literally writing a book that uses this as a plot device.

Oh. I think I may have read the Wikipedia article when it wasn't accurate, because I could swear I once read that he had no involvement in the game outside of green-lighting it.

Video game has nothing to do with the story at all outside of AM being in it and the character names. Oh, and Benny's big fat dick.

It's the first use of it I'm aware of.

I always forget I have my phone and stand around like an idiot for a few seconds before someone in the group goes, "Oh yeah, the internet is in your pocket." Hope all this nut cancer is worth it...

I don't think I've ever read a story about a successful Oracle project. Also, cost plus contracts pretty much guarantee/encourage failure.

I feel dumb because I legitimately couldn't tell you the answer to either of those questions without looking it up.

Looks like Killdozer.

RAZR MAXX HD sounds like an S&M porn site.

I don't think you should have to learn it to get the joke. Use logic/context clues.

Implementing design ideas that have been shown to work well for less tech-savvy users is hardly an indication that they want to throw out the traditional desktop. App Stores are, and have always been, the future, because they centralize control and profit for the store's manager (Apple in this case). Launchpad is just…