No, but that's sort of the whole point of capitalism. They're setting the price to the maximum they think the market will accept. So just order a Chinese knockoff, I guess.

I'm guessing this is a joke :/

I know someone with an all-white malamute named Siri after Apple's voice recognition. Somehow, it fits. That's about as far as I think it's appropriate to take using product names, though. And never for humans.

Wasn't this debunked?

Pretty sure hipsters would just buy a Mac. Not that I don't wholly condone this purchase.

So the government is their pimp now? Socialism in action!

Both. So I guess I'll just re-state my offer to be Gawker Media's full-time proofreader for the low low salary of $70,000. That's big money down here in SC.

stop the company to stop haemorrhaging (sic)

So the gangsters decide to punish him by locking him in a cage with a beautiful woman and dosing them with aphrodisiacs? The horror!

It's a turkey balloon. You're welcome.

Hey look, another terrible Jesus post.

He's totally wrong. Let's say you have a list of all of the supposed possible bits of music, according to this guy. Add a note to the last one. Now you have one more than he says is possible to exist. What? Music is additive, and as such, is infinite.

Lol no, maybe if it was 2005.

Do you suffer from aphasia?

Intro sounds a little butthurt.

How come fascists and communists get all the cool statues?

Another week, another dumbass photo post from Jesus.

I don't think you get how this works.

And yet I still hear people say that it's harder to alter electronic votes than a paper ballot. WHAT?

These are the exact machines we use in South Carolina. I had no problem voting for Obama, not that that fucking matters down here.