I don't understand what's so revolutionary about this. You mean higher resolution images are easier to Photoshop? Stop the presses!

Not really. Lots of medical equipment actually does run Windows. The vast majority of devices that can actually do physical harm run dedicated firmware, but there are some that don't. Having worked in hospital IT, if I had a dollar for every time I had to clean malware off of the control console PC for an MRI machine,…

Should have made them use comic sans.

Bottom line, they focused way too much on bump mapping and not enough on polygons. Bump maps are great... if you never move.

No there isn't?

How long before my doctor is a snarky hologram?

You might want to talk to someone about your OCD.

That's what makes it good. They want to generate excitement, and that shows just enough to make people go "hey what was that they were doing with Windows?".

Champing is technically correct, but this is the only guy in the world I've ever seen use it.

So Mars is a PS3 release title?

Good thing my lunch break is at 3:30! Oh, wait...

What do you want? This is how capitalism works. Not saying that's a good thing, but this article sure is frothing at the mouth with rage over something that just about every breast-cancer-money-raising for-profit corporation works. Then again, this is Jezebel, so...

There's this thing called "aesthetics". You should try it some time.

That'd suck all the fun out of bitching about the new port, though!

Yay for closed-source security. I guess.

Pinterest-like? That's better?

You mean an "easy to follow" hierarchical tree like the Gawker comment system? Pro tip: human conversation doesn't happen in trees. This is why Reddit is terrible.

LOL if you think that's what you're doing.

Let's be honest: Affleck will never top his performance in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.

You must be a joy to be around.