Colt Prattes looks uncomfortably similar to Jerry Orbach.

No, Lupita! It's wrong to steal! If you're good, somehow you'll be rewarded!

So it's like when I was a kid and thought that when you broke the glass at a Jewish wedding there was a huge wave of light emitted. Said light was just everyone's camera flash going off at once.

Or when Julie had to morph into the Pink Ranger?

As packed as the finale was, consider this: at one point this episode was very likely the series finale, and you can tell that they had to move some things around to compensate for parts they changed. The full minute of the Quinjet docking with the Zephyr is a classic example of "the episode is running short, run the…

I'm Cherry Poppin' y'all!

Whitney Cummings revealing that she was going to defend the movie, only to rewatch it and realize how much it sucked, set the tone so beautifully.

"A brain tumor the size of a pear" might be the most terrifying phrase in the English language.

Were any other 90s kids reminded of chatter rings when you saw these?

Not me, but my dad had a great story about this. Part of his fraternity initiation was to smoke cigars under a blanket while CCR's "Green River" played on an endless loop. He could never listen to that song again without getting nauseous.

I'd love if the post-credit stinger is the team visiting the Guthries and seeing all their mutant kids… although nowadays they might get accused of ripping off the Weasleys.

As long as they don't make Wade an idiot like he was in the Daniel Way series and keep him closer to the Joe Kelly and Gerry Duggan runs, I'll be thrilled. The movie did a great job of nailing that tone so they do have a solid guide.

I really hope they send this episode to the Emmys to nab a Best Supporting Actress nomination for Jansen.

"Speaking of RENEW THIS DAMN THING ABC."

The LPOTL about the Philadelphia Experiment is an instant classic thanks to Carlos Allende [mariachi music].

They could call it "Survivor: Fyre Island" and get a very different kind of applicants.

Oh don't get me wrong, Mr. Boogalow is one of my favorite movies in cinema (and in 1994). But it's just a broken pile of ideas that can't come together.

Is it possible that we finally found a musical that's worse than "The Apple"?

Listening to that Clarke vs. Girls Dollop whole working on a cognitive theory paper for my graduate degree was surreal and amazing.

I still subscribe to the theory that Twelve is actually a clinically insane person (having come back "wrong" as the first in the new reincarnation cycle), so these kinds of things tend to fit into my understanding of him.