Time to break out the old Daily Show Team Stupid vs Team Evil shirts.

I'm half and half on it. Ja probably didn't set out to scam anyone and just didn't have the planning skills, but the McFarland guy he's working with seems like a straight up crook.

As it turns out, the girl didn't really get them now.

Such wonderful authentic frontier gibberish.

That's schaaaadenfreude

Did they at least get extra time in the ball pit though?

I liked the Vardy, it just cracked me up that they really do look like the weird little-person Kamen Rider forms from Ex-Aid.

I'm not a big video game fan to begin with, but I would've given Ex-Aid more of a shot if not for the designs and—more importantly—the pink and yellow color scheme. Laser is just about the only thing I like from the series.

This week: the Doctor and Bill fight the Level One forms from Kamen Rider Ex-Aid!

It's bullshit that this isn't being done in Maryland. (Corrected from Baltimore… I mean they could definitely hold it in Baltimore County, but anywhere in western to central Maryland would have been perfect.)

It was a good script with the absolute wrong actors and tone. Passengers should've been done more as a horror movie with (just as an example) Jake Gyllenhaal and Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

For what it's worth, Boromir is (apart from Ned Stark and maybe Alec Trevelyan) a rare character where everyone remembers the character's actual name instead of just calling him "Sean Bean" when talking about them.

Now that I think of it, Dikachu would make for a good Simpsons character.

Stairway to Heaven and either Sweet Home Alabama or Freedbird would be on there too, just to be completely hacky.

Shameless. Shameless. Shameless.

Things that should exist

I was told about this pun thread by my private eyes. They're watching you.

If the American ratings and response are stronger, it might give the BBC enough of an incentive to do another series (possibly directly through BBC America).

Bang!

Where's the Ice Cream Bunny? For a creature that only shows up for five minutes at the end of a movie called "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny", it's memorably one of the most horrifying parts. Henhh henhh henhhh…