Pick up his Contest of Champions while you're at it. The Ultimates cross over for two issues but the whole thing is wonderful.

How far did you get into Invincible? Did you at least get to issue 11 when the sharp turn begins?

There's a Moon Knight sale on Comixology right now, which is good because I want to go back and complete my collection as well.

X-Men Gold #1: Maybe it's because I'm listening to a lot of Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men recently, but this team (Old Man Logan, Shadowcat, Rachel Summers, Storm, Colossus and Nightcrawler) just feels right. It could use Psylocke though. I hope he has some good plans for the team because this is a group with a ton…

Something something optic-time-travel barrier something something… see, I can write for this show too.

They should get all of the Master incarnations on screen at once. Eric Roberts is probably still pretty cheap to get, the crispy version is just make-up, and you can excuse the replacement actors for Delgado and Anthony Ainley by putting them in ridiculous and unnecessary disguises. Either that or swap in Jimmy Smits…

I understand nothing you say, Jon Snow.

So Magneto erased those tapes—I knew it!

As hot as the Fantanas are, they tend to give away your positions to the enemy with their dancing and brightly-colored outfits.

3. Russia. (Which technically falls under 2 but is so blatant that it deserves its own category.)

I was trying to think of where I heard of Pence's weird "not interacting with other women" stance before, and two things immediately came to mind. One is Kirk Cameron's insistence on kissing only his wife on-screen (part of the domineering puritanical behavior that made life hell in the later seasons of "Growing…

Himself, probably, given the conceit of the movie.

Am I insane because I keep getting Michael Sheen, Ian McShane and Michael Shannon mixed up?

Wrong John C. Reilly character died!

It's unfortunate that he was still in his "doing random bad films to get paid" stage when he passed. He's really a lost talent.

Glad to see that Dennis Farina didn't get Farina'd out of this article.

Any other fans here of "Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men"? Their new episode on Days of Future Present did a fantastic job of explaining a good but convoluted story that was screwed over by scheduling problems (eg Liefeld being an idiot).

"No, I didn't call your shitty movie a 'comedic masterstroke'" http://www.avclub.com/artic…

If Dowd can get misquoted on the cover of a shitty DVD, surely Ignaitiy can get that same dubious honor.

Heh heh… hey there anarchist heads…