If this was coming out in a year when we weren't getting an Alien sequel directed by Ridley Scott, this probably would've been getting a lot more attention.

"Two guys divorced in order to bring a third man into their relationship on equal terms, and they now plan to start a family with their sisters acting as surrogates. Thoughts?"

See also: Tony Stark and his blue 80s mullet. It's really distracting at times.

The Grim Reaper had better stay away from Chuck Sonnenberg, aka SF Debris. He's gone through enough!

Dude… I'm pretty sure YOU'RE Ken Bone. The resemblance is a little too close for my comfort.

I sincerely hope someone writes a similar book about the making of Birdemic (or any of James Nguyen's films, they all have the same plot more or less).

I really hope they do an episode about Joan Crawford filming the pilot of Night Gallery, directed by a first-timer named Steven Spielberg. That's closer towards the end of her career though.

Clearly the reference should have been to Highlander 2.

Am I the only crazy person who kind of likes cold french fries?

I suppose, but what if the butterflies don't want to cooperate?

But what will watery bints lob at people to perpetuate the system of government?!

Does anyone else primarily know about American Movie because of the "Surge" running joke from We Hate Movies?

I'll have to assume that Werewolf, my personal favorite episode of MST3K, is the unllisted number 6. Just about every episode between 804 (The Deadly Mantis) and 1009 (Final Justice) is a stone-cold classic, including all of season 9.

I've got to go with "Why Study Industrial Arts?" as my favorite, if only for the main character who's this close to being a serial killer. Also for the "Tool Operator" Sade riff.

This can't be? You're dead?

The worst is when you get stuck watching Beastmaster 2: Through the Porthole of Time. Not even Sarah Douglas' rack could save that stinker.

Dude, don't kinkshame.

Well nothing was the same after she took an arrow to it.

Got a call from an old friend, we used to be real close
Said he couldn't go on the American way
And then the murders began

"Christ, what an asshole!" he exclaimed. And then the murders began.