Mother died today; or maybe yesterday, I can't be sure. And then the murders began.

The Action Academy Awards needs to exist just so that they can broadcast the works of Pierre Kirby across the universe.

The one that just came out today about animal behavioral training is also a great reverse. I cant't think of the last time I've heard Dave be that indignant about a Dollop subject.

What the headline for this review should have been: "The Shack" Gets Dunked On.

Good news: we can indeed assemble a Tony! Toni! Tone! reunion.

If nothing else, she's a better businessperson than Trump, and since that was his "qualification", she's more than qualified to run.

Good for him. Between this and the new Ducktales I'm happy to see Moynihan succeed.

Nah, he needs to smoke ten times more weed per day if he's going to be the new Horatio Sanz.

Vincent Price's version did issue a statement: "Help me! Help meeeee!"

I don't possibly see how "Rape Me" could lend itself to such a purpose.

Missed opportunity for a Nirvana "Come As You Are" reference in the title this week…

Next time, baby.

Marcus Parks and Henry Zebrowski from Last Podcast on the left were robbed!

Honestly, it's more "Because Tarzan".

I had thought about this too, especially in relation to the even creepier "Blame It On Rio", but MFTH's saving grace (if you can call it that) is its lack of underage nudity. Had Heigl actually been topless in the movie there definitely would've been picketers all across the country.

Everyone needs to go listen to the new "Earmovie" from the Blacklist podcast called "Maggie's Dawn".

"Occasionally I Flee"

"Three: The Story of Ben Folds Five", followed by "One: The Five For Fighting Story".

Don't be ridiculous.

I still don't regret trolling the hell out of that survey and listing my email as specialsnowflake@gofuckyourself.com.