Here's hoping the karma kicks in for the F4 as well and those rights revert to Marvel too.

Ryan "No Don't Throw Those Eggs At Me You're Thinking Of Bryan" Adams.

Those movies were so aggressively, blatantly done to maintain the rights to Spider-Man that their failure is almost karmic.

Tomorrow's new episode is "My Father The Hero", which might rival "Blame It On Rio" for creepiness. "Rio" still takes the cake for copious amounts of underage and barely legal nudity.

In his defense, it's kind of hard to do resting smirk-face with that giant five-head he's rocking.

It looked like they built the lectern on/around a Segway.

"I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm going to have to search your stuffed swan."

Being Jewish myself, I keep waiting for the Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy (TM) to step in.

Every once in a while I'll see how long I can listen to Hannity or Limbaugh if there's nothing else on the radio. I think I've made it to a minute with Hannity and fifteen seconds with Limbaugh. Neither was worth the effort.

As awful as Pence is on social issues, there's a far lesser chance of global thermonuclear war with him as president.

How date you impugn the acting talents of Reb "Gristle McThornbody" Brown and Matt "Plank of Wood" Salinger.

Fuck it, might as well use this as an opportunity to share the new We Hate Movies episode taking on Bee Movie. http://www.whmpodcast.com/2…

If you do, *please* ask him if he listens to We Hate Movies, which has done an extensive look at his filmography.

Melania-Man is going to cut off Trump's johnson!

He pencilled the first half of the series and issue 380 (which is done entirely as splash panels). Sal Buscema pencilled the rest after staring with the Balder the Brave spinoff miniseries.

Walter Simonson's "Ragnarok" series from IDW Comics is another book that approaches Norse myth in a different light. Simonson is, for the uninitiated, the writer and (co-)penciller of a character-redefining run on Marvel's "The Mighty Thor" in the 1980s.

Lumber 84 also knows that the owner of Home Depot is a huge Trump supporter, and now they can position themselves as an alternative should a boycott start in earnest.

Carrie Fisher singing a song to the tune of the Star Wars Theme during the Holiday Special has to be in the top five.

This is my second favorite album of all time (right below Billy Joel's "An Innocent Man"). Steven's Last Night in Town is an unsung masterpiece.

Closely associated with this series of films (to the point that I was certain that they were made by the same studio) is a completely batshit movie called "A Stranger In My Forest". The stranger in question… is a bear. It's a Christian bear animal friendship movie.