I love that movie. It's even better if you go with the theory that it's the stealth sequel to "The Cabin in the Woods".

The new one today about the Gopher Gang (and about late 1800s New York gangs in general) is pretty great too. Lots and lots of funny names and accents.

Read this with the fiddle music from Ken Burns' Civil War for the full effect.

Zoidberg's TL;DR for this article: "Your music is bad and you should feel bad!"

Now if they did "Aliens vs. Avatar", I'd be interested. Maybe that's how we get the blue Xenomorphs from the NECA toyline.

To paraphrase In Bruges, Trump is indeed an inanimate fucking object.

I probably shouldn't be surprised that Finding Dory didn't make the Best Animated Feature nominees since Zootopia and Moana were both stronger films, but it still feels a little surprising.

We Hate Movies' rambling dissection of Suicide Squad was great, especially the idea of a Killer Croc storyline patterned after Moonlight. God's of Egypt is next up and I eagerly await their hate of the annoying shiteating kid sidekick.

One of favorite signs from the women's march: "Damn right I'm a snowflake, winter is coming!"

All that camouflage really did that yuuuge crowd a disservice.

Ironically enough, the Sith are (in some stories) from a planet called Ziost. http://starwars.wikia.com/w…

After about thirty seconds of Big Sean I gave up and turned over to Aliens playing on TNT. It was still just the beginning so there weren't any aliens or Marines yet but Paul Reiser as Carter Burke was way less annoying than Big Sean.

Did anyone else think that the photo from Landline was a still from the next season of Broad City?

God I miss Bojangles so much. It's one of the rare restaurant chains outside of Maryland and Virginia that uses Old Bay seasoning on its fries.

The fact that this list leaves off Nathan's fries renders it invalid.

They picked the right winner, but damn if BK Chicken Fries aren't the next-best thing, especially with orange juice.

Now all they need to do is get Benedict Cumberbatch to recite that line as Dr Strange on the show…

In regards to the first one, I can't be the only person who immediately thought of Charlie the Unicorn, right? "Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear…"

I like that they went with Salvation. Genisys is so recent that it would've felt a little hollow to joke about it.

Throughout the last ten minutes I was sure that Radcliffe was an LMD too.