What a waste of money. 30 grand could have put a couple of those sex dolls through college.

To quote Wilco: "You were right about the stars./each one is a burning sun."

Yoko, I'm usually with your trippy musings, but a thousand suns rising at once sounds really uncomfortably hot. Like I would probably burn alive in an instant hot.

I am furious right there with you girl. And here is why. I don't want to be afraid of men. I don't want to think that anytime I walk past a man and I am alone I need to be on the defensive. I don't want to cringe when I am out for a jog and a car pulls up on the side of the road to park and all I can think about…

"I'm furious that my parents ingrained in me from a very young age that I should never wear heels because I should always be ready to run at a moment's notice"

This was the first photograph I ever saw of her, back when I was a kid. It's still the first image that pops into my head whenever I read or hear anything about her.

Wow. In seven minutes I went from: "Eh, British comedy", to "Heh, that's kinda funny", all the way to "Give that man an award, he is right!"

So what we're really talking about here is the difference between mass produced tripe and something created by someone with actual vision. All the stuff mentioned here is used all the time, it's just not applied consistently.

Prior to the internet, once your time was up, it was up. In the past Jessica Simpson would be long forgotten now, only turning up in one of those Where Are They Now deals. But thanks to Twitter and Instagram these people can hang around forever. She's incredibly wealthy. She doesn't need to do this.