From the title on down, this article is pure poetry. 

Fureal. That statement was very telling.

Evidently not

He’ll be needing that straw now.

“I couldn’t control you,”

/reads title

Hey now, let’s not denigrate shitbags.  They do a job, unlike Ivanka.  

It’s fascinating that ‘Vanks has a made up job with no real function or oversight, yet she’s still really bad at it.

If a person doesn’t seem to understand the difference between vegan and vegetarian, they should not be given advice. However, black people, we seriously have to start taking our health seriously. Too many of us are eating ourselves to death. Our traditional foods provided necessary sustenance when we were working in…

“Only way to change things is to whine about them in blogs...i mean, vote”

My parents are coming over on New Years Day. I have lured them by planning to cook a beef tenderloin with parmesean garlic mashed potatoes (daddy’s favorite).  It’s fine.  

“Hilarious story where Jennifer Lawrence gets high and accosts a random person!”

Michelle deserves better than the misery and stress of a presidency!

Hell, at least Jeff Foxworthy could do a good routine on being broke in your twenties (“I’m talking rolling pennies for gas broke. Macaroni and cheese broke.”) without insulting young, broke people.

It should be interesting to see the not-at-all sexist Bernie fans who totally did not refuse to vote for Hillary because she was a woman and who totally would have totally voted for Elizabeth Warren now find reasons to totally not support Elizabeth Warren.

Right now the only people being discussed as contenders are Senators and a few charismatic firebrands who lost recent races (O’Rourke, Gillum, Abrams), all of whom are fine, BUT, historically very few Senators make it straight to the White House.

He knows the liberal progressive audiences that were once his bread and butter will never fully take him back no matter how well he performed contrition, so he swings the pendulum the other way. It shouldn’t the least bit surprising, I’ve yet to see a repeat abuser opt for self-reflection and accountability over…

Another way too old White person to be President, what a surprise.

Word.

this sums up the whole routine pretty effectively. this shit is as fresh and hip as Jeff Foxworthy with none of the aw-shucks charm.