Well, that was money well spent. When will the media learn that no one likes these Fox News Gorgons except the idiots who drool in front of Fox News all day long? The viewers they seek will never change the channel.

Honey and Missing U are so good! I’ve been wrapping myself up in a cocoon of Robyn since the kavannaugh hearings.

Yeah, her mom is white and her dad is a pair of khakis.

I’ve always wanted to be Tina Turner. Like, 80’s “Private Dancer” era Tina, with the black mini skirt, black pumps, jean jacket and teased out, blonde hair. 

Exactly. My friend’s kid went as Serena Williams last year. She wore a tennis outfit and carried a racket. At no point ever did anyone think “we need blackface to make this legit.” Fuck off Megyn Kelly.

What is ASMR? Maybe explain the abbreviation at least once in the whole article?

I LOVE WHEN CATS ARE IN THINGS

Even more OG - Toonses!

This is the most restrained Dennis Lee has ever been. Let him have this one.

What ya’ll call “Asian pears” in the US/Europe - they’re big, round, yellow or brown-skinned, and very crispy . . .
But I think they’re only “Dennis Lee pears” in the very small, exclusive supermarket of his mind.

Somebody buy Piggie Smalls a fancy outfit!

Reid called Jenkins a “sellout,” as well as—in what might be an NFL first for a player talking about another player—a “neo-colonialist.”

I see no pig.

“Besides the fact it’s racist AF, why is America so anti-intellectual?”

I can’t speak for the rest of you, but I haven’t watched an NFL game in years, and (if I’m not working) I’m going to watch the Puppy Bowl again. 

Burn them and release any feelings you have about him up to the heavens with the smoke. While drinking wine. For the ritual.

Comic conspiracy theory is saying Cage and Iron First were killed by Thanos. 

i think they’ve been avengers at some point in the comics. but everyone has really. i think i was an avenger at one point in the mid-90s

Where is Adam Smith when you need him?  

If that was true the phrase “lying on his dick” would not exist.