Delivery driver: Ms. Grant, where would you like these vape pens, succulents, and Bulletproof coffee to go?
Elizabeth Woolridge Grant: Put it with the different Native American projects.

The Jezebel writeup is so different than The Root’s writeup. In the Jezebel writeup, there’s a lot of energy given to how coy Jada and Will are about the timeline of events, and how most people will never really know what happened, and pokes fun at the overuse of the word “healing”, which, legit.

It sounds as though he didn’t read their petition, since his response is about leading the site to greater cultural relevance. The writers did not petition because they felt Remezcla was losing ground in the cultural landscape, or market share in the knowledge economy or whatever buzzwords would hit home better for…

You are doing the lord’s work. Thank you!

Yes. Please allow me to be the first to say-leave Britney alone.

My cousin got married about 4 years ago, and their first dance was The Turtles-You Showed Me, and I gasped when it came on. All weddings from now on have to live up to that.

With Eric’s face, at least he should be promoting masks.

I’m sure you know this already, but you can cheapen the pesto by mixing it with walnuts too.

I mean, mine slides down when I’m sitting under a shaded patio chatting about stand-up comedy (had a social distancing visit on the 3rd for my brother’s birthday), so I can imagine hers slid down a little while protesting on her feet for hours, confronting police in riot gear, shouting chants, and seeing her friends…

I associate aprons with burying family members, but in a good way. I enjoy cooking and baking, but at home, I rarely ever wear an apron. I’m trying to think of times I wear an apron at home and I’m coming up with zilch. When a family member passes, the men dig the grave with hand tools, and the women feed the…

“Mr. President, it makes your hands look sooooo big when you touch them to your piercing blue eyes and your sculpted, firm ahhh-I-can’t-type-this butthole lips.”
I tried to be a Trump sycophant for 3 seconds, and I could not.

Oh yeah, that was the other thing.

I learned what traction alopecia is on Twitter when I read comments about the bald spot Jojo Siwa has on her head from the years of too tight hairstyles. Now I know two things about Jojo Siwa. I forget what the other one is.

Also, I did not post this comment! That is something I would never do.

They bought a $700,000 home after becoming famous as YouTubers focused on sharing their adoption videos. Should we believe them, or should we believe the title to their house?

“Officer-involved shooting” is one of my favorite (I hate it) passive voices for evil.

In my teens, I wrote and illustrated a novella about a teenaged boy from Alaska who saved a plane from crashing, although he had no aviation experience at all. My 12-year old son is currently writing a very similar story, but plot twist-he lands on an island filled with zombies. As a family, we are dutifully taking…

To me, it is very telling that the best Herrera could offer to Jezebel was an email response. He is trying to duck this by copping out with an email, and doing a very poor job of it. In his email, he writes that he “would never try to reduce the significance of my Remezcla co-founders or their contributions down to a…

Me, a Native American woman: https://tenor.com/view/lol-clapping-laughing-hysterical-gif-7191951

Have you listened to The History of Rome podcast? It ran for 5 glorious years, and I am scooping all of them up, currently halfway through year two.