He wanted to compare the times on the toll ticket. Gives him a record for someone else to break.

Well.. it’s a halo car..

I thought he was an Accord man.

Jesus took the wheel, Satan took the gas pedal.

I must say, if you’d asked me to guess what sort of car Jesus would drive, a Hellcat wouldn’t have come high on my list.

So as an actual aerodynamicist for an actual car company, I feel like I need to weigh in here. Closed wheels don’t do you any favors for brake cooling, and the studio designers hate them. That’s pretty much it. Nothing else to talk about.

Marry those 10-spokes.

Knockout was a basketball game. Definitely less relaxing.

This was a thing when I was in elementary school 30 years ago (WOW that’s the first time I’ve used that in context).

Two things:

She’s invisible to us on a video recording. She shouldn’t be invisible to the sensors on an autonomous vehicle.

Livid. Like that jeep face.

Torch, how would you feel if they put angry brows on the windshield, rather than the headlights?

Nope, ugly.

Why are you being so mean?

You don’t need siping, you need suction-cups for more traction!

Yea I’ve got some BlackBerrian Tires that are really secure also.

Am I doing this right?

I believe you’re in the wrong neighborhood.

Re: Dad’s and random bad takes.