(QUICK PERSONAL NOTE! This is my 100th column since I was officially hired by Jalopnik back in February. Since it marks the end of the road with my Ferrari, I think it's a fitting milestone. Thank you to everyone for the support, the kind words, the e-mails, the positive comments, and – especially to the many readers…

seriously, I would too.

Godlike!

This is pretty generic looking...

I've never been aroused by a steering wheel before..

Hitting buffalo with the right spice can really elevate the dish.

I just read this in your voice.

It's West Middle Delta. obviously there's no East.

The clutch dumper.

I've only been on an E-145 that was operated by Expressjet.

But if you disregard that one time where you saw an LFA and freaked out, you probably aren't seeing LFAs all that often. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the problem with the LFA's status as a supposed halo car: in order for a halo car to work, people have to actually know what it is. And nobody has any idea what…

that was great

I'm so glad it's Friday.

If I don't see content like this on Fridays I will start to worry.

I'll have what you're having.

You don't see trailers like this anymore. Most basically show the entire movie in a minute and a half. This was excellent.

I don't disagree with you.

Lancer Evo and specifically 9. I haven't seen a stock one yet.

At least check out his latest While (1<2). I wouldn't call it EDM.. save for a couple tracks.. it's deep and dark. I feel he poured a lot of emotion into this one. Completely different from anything he's made. I could speculate it came from his break up with Kat Von D.

I spent a week in Tirana in August and I was surprised how many Mercedes there were. Had a great time though! I saw some other neat cars too, like a Citroen DS4 and others I don't see in the states. The ride down to Elbasan wasn't bad, but they did say we took the new road.. If we had taken the old road, I'd have lost…