luckily, I still have my SNES and a good library, because I realized the chances of acquiring one of these is pretty damn low.

“But my Android phone...” that did not take long

One of my favorite Internets for so many reasons!

I hope it turns out like those crazy kids, Mudasir and Asif. Who doesn’t like a good old-fashioned Friendship Regain?

“Son, is this you or the liquor pretending to be Tulowitzki?”
“Dad... I am the liquor.”

Yes but each and every Wal-Mart in this country is filled with the absolute worst examples of humans. I’ll take Amazon’s online shopping and quick delivery any day to avoid that.

Everyone Loves Gary

Klaw: “What do you think they use all that vibranium for?”

Okay, now if Klaue can just utter the word “precious,” and we can get a moment where Cumberbatch’s Strange and Freeman’s CIA dude have a “Don’t I know you from somewhere” moment (not in this movie, obviously, but perhaps Infinity War), I’ll be a happy little nerd.

I do hope that Everett Ross has some reason to meet with Dr. Stephen Strange at some point in Phase 4.

I hope they sneak in a line from Freeman like “ I don’t care for riddles.”

“What do you know about Mordor?”

Bilbo and Gollum reunion!

THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

“Aaaaand... ACTION!”

I kind of expect that Tony will take his suit back, Peter will relearn what it is to be a hero on his own using his homemade outfit, and then Tony will bring back the suit with even more gadgets (webwings, etc.).

I dunno. I don’t think we know the whole plot yet.

I’m almost certain a version of the poster with the mask on exists somewhere and someone made a judgment call to go with this one.

Strictly speaking, probably only the one broken ankle. Because after that, I would be tumbling, and breaking every other bone.

This is pretty much what I imagine: