The friction goes all the way back to the beginning, when Mike thought his name should be first.

I’ll brave the internet hate and ask: just because someone “identifies” as something they’re not we all have to play along or have our lives destroyed? If so, I identify as a tiger. I’m going to get stripe tattoos and don’t you dare call me anything except tiger.

That was FOX

I have always been annoyed by Venom.

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

hopefully both parties can come to some sort of understanding....there’s a term for it...but it eludes me...

Even Lando? Specially Lando! What kid wouldn’t want to be the smoothest motherfucker in kindergarten?

Me. I missed it all season long!

That’s actually pretty awesome. They need to hire this dude.

Black bears are typically shy but will put up a hell of a fight if cornered or if their offspring are threatened. You would not want any of that.

You think that would stand up in court?

Why did they stop?!

All Glory to:

NARRATOR FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT: It sucked.

They used epic trailer music for the previous trailers. This is their final trailer where they do something different, in this case attract the people who need guitars and lyrics to get pumped up (and maybe not dwell on it being set a hundred years ago in case they have allergic reactions to anything old-timey).

Anyone else feel an unusual sense of sympathy for Dr. Poison?

Imagine Dragons: every song sounds like the theme music from the ‘90s X-Men cartoon slowed down.

But ... you don’t understand. See, we are the warriors that built this town.

Excuse me Tom, but that’s Deadspin Hall of Fame Barbaro. Please show some respect. And maybe write a poem about him.