blackboxbrian
Black Box Brian
blackboxbrian

Letter: “...Decent shape...”

1. Brass doesn’t warp

Not sure how a brass piece is going to warp. This is likely stronger than the plastic piece ever was. The only downside I can see is that the plastic housing it went into will likely break before it does, so the potential for the next repair to be much more difficult is higher.

Always wondered if I’d fit on a grom

Don’t worry, I got you:

You’re on FIRE today, my dude.

I’d stick a Jeep badge on it and see if I could sell it to David Tracy.

“Just one more thing Ma’am. Jason’s last message before his death was something about ‘serving the readers.’ Did that upset anyone in the office?”

I want you to know it came up and I said this:

BRAVO for no slideshow! You are a man among cowards and the hero we need in these times!

A slideshow. Always makes makes my wrenching take twice as long as I need it to, and is rarely enjoyable. Win-win apparently.  

Jalopnik: “Manufacturers should build more wagons!”
Porsche “Here you go.”

If it’s the fucking Changli I will burn this website to the ground