Indeed, there was quite a bit of godawful poetry from many feted singer-songwriters back in the day. I mean, Jim Morrison fucking rhymed "France" and "underpants."

i like when people shit on pop bands. like motherfuckers go listen to the early beatles and come back to me. important note: I FUCKING LOVE POPPY EARLY BEATLES.

They sit pushing buttons and looking at the Internet in the time that the generations before spent practicing an instrument."

Well someone must be doing some innovating if current pop music sounds nothing like the music she was producing back in her heyday (when mammoths roamed the earth).

i love that so much. imagine lindsay lohan being like "UR VIBES ARE TOO INTENSE" to someone

Honestly, I just don't even try to buy bottoms there anymore. Dresses and tops only. When I was smaller, about a size 8 at a normal store, I was an 8/10 in dresses there and couldn't fit the 14 pants (which are few and far between).

Mrr mi mi mrrm meh meh mehh gehh gehhh LIFESTYLLLE

He is the literal worst. How can you be a rapper that doesn't rap words? HOW?

My problem with "Rude" by Magic! is not just that it's a shit song, but that "rude" is totally the incorrect adjective to use in the scenario they're singing about. "Rude" is what you call someone who doesn't say "thank you" when you hold the door open for them or who cuts you in line at the post office or commits any…

I'm an 8! No, a 14! No, a 37! No, I'm a giant wildebeest who doesn't fit your clothes! Now I'm a small! I don't even look at sizes there anymore and just eyeball the garment.

And apparently nobody in Europe got any titties. Why are you even bothering to make button up shirts in a size 14, H&M?

he's like :

Wow, that is one uncomfortable White man.

Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please.

age comes for us all

Makes me wonder: is she white?

We're all poop creators when you really get down to it, Gella.

dong arts and crafts

I graduated from a good university and I barely make shit, while Gwyneth has a huge empire and a bunch of films to her name. Mayer is a fucking moron. Your degree means less and less lately and college isn't for everyone. Using a college degree as a gatekeeper is just so damn lazy.